Bigfoot FAQs Page
This page serves to function as a one-stop shop for all things Bigfoot. A Bigfoot FAQ, if you will. Some burning questions:
Who is Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is a human-ape hybrid with really big feet. He lives in wooded areas and forages on small children who wander away from campsites–Allegedly.
Where did Bigfoot come from?
Obviously, since Bigfoot is half-man and half-ape, do the math. I don’t know whether it was a male or female human who got it on with a monkey, but does it really matter?
The legend of Bigfoot (and its variants, Sasquatch and Yeti) is best told here.
Is Bigfoot real? (C’mon–get real!)
Is Santa Claus real? Is the Tooth Fairy? How about we question the validity of fiat money? Bigfoot is as real as unicorns and perpetual motion. Case closed.
Where does Bigfoot live?
Wherever he damn well pleases. Bigfoot prefers to live in the woods, but Bigfoot has been sighted in all continents of the world except for Antarctica and that’s because there aren’t any people in Antarctica except for scientists.
What does Bigfoot eat?
Any damn thing he pleases! I mean, he’s over eight feet tall and weighs about a half-ton. He eats everything. Most experts agree he is an omnivore and is a proficient hunter. It is believed that Bigfoot hunts in a group, like wolves.
Is Bigfoot really the undisputed greatest hide & seek champion of all-time?
Was there ever really any question?
Is there an interactive map of Bigfoot sightings?
Yes, you can find it here.
What other names does Bigfoot go by? I’ve heard Sasquatch and Yeti. Are there other names?
Primarily, it’s those three. Bigfoot is what we call him in the United States. Canadians call him Sasquatch (Eh!) and he’s called Yeti in Europe. What they call him in Antarctica is “Invisible.”
When was the last reported sighting of Bigfoot?
Probably yesterday by a backpacker camping out at base camp after several days without food or bathing.
When was the first reported sighting of Bigfoot?
Probably at the same time as the first UFO.
What states does Bigfoot reside in?
Pretty much all of them. Bigfoot sightings are most prevalent in US states where marijuana use is highest. Coincidence? Yes, of course. NO causation here. None whatsoever.
Does Bigfoot live in countries other than the United States?
No, he may visit as a tourist, but Bigfoot’s home is ‘Murica.
What are some of Bigfoot’s nicknames?
Bigfoot is also known as Sasquatch in Canada and Yeti in Europe. I’m sure Native Americans called him something, but I don’t know what it is.
Why did the FBI investigate Bigfoot? I mean, what did he ever do to them?
Supposedly, the FBI investigated Bigfoot because a prominent Bigfoot expert in the Pacific Northwest sent them some hair samples he thought might be evidence of the existence of Bigfoot.
You can read about the FBI investigation of Bigfoot here.
Where can I find out more about Bigfoot?
Check out this subreddit.